About Us

At Not My Monkey, we believe life is better with happy pets and a clean, healthy home – and getting there shouldn’t be complicated. Based in Johannesburg, South Africa, we’re an online store dedicated to supplying quality dog food, cat food, and everyday home cleaning essentials that you can trust. No gimmicks. No unnecessary fuss. Just reliable products that do what they’re supposed to do – for the animals you love and the spaces you live in.

Why We Exist

If you’ve ever stood in a store aisle wondering:

• Is this food actually good for my pet?
• Why is everything so overpriced or over-promised?
• Why is it so hard to find dependable household products in one place?

…then you already understand why Not My Monkey exists.

We created this store to take the stress out of everyday essentials — so you can focus on what really matters: caring for your pets and enjoying your home.

What We Offer

We carefully source and stock:

• Nutritious dog food for every stage of life. (The only Halaal Certified meat based dry pet food in SA).
• Quality cat food that supports health, energy, and wellbeing.
• Effective home cleaning supplies that help keep your space fresh, hygienic, and pet-friendly.

Everything we sell is chosen with practical use, quality, and value in mind – because we know you’re buying for real life, not a marketing promise.

Our Name, Our Philosophy

“Not My Monkey” isn’t just a name – it’s a mindset. It means we take the guesswork, confusion, and hassle off your hands. You shouldn’t have to worry about poor-quality products, unclear information, or unreliable service. That’s our job – not yours.

Proudly Local, Always Customer-Focused

As a South African business, we understand local needs, lifestyles, and expectations. Whether you’re shopping for your dog, your cat, or your home, our goal is simple:

✔ Easy online shopping
✔ Honest product selection
✔ Reliable delivery
✔ Friendly, no-nonsense service

We’re here to make everyday essentials easier – for pet owners, families, and anyone who values quality without the drama.